if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
"i am more likely to remember your companion animal’s name than yours" a true story by tumblr user aelx
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
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All I want to do on a day to day basis is spread love and positivity. I don’t believe anybody is a lost cause, lost maybe, but not a lost cause.
I got an apprenticeship!