life and love

my snapchat user is aelx1 add me for not very much stuff

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

I was served by a guy in town today and he said he liked my “meat is violence” patch on my bag and that he was on his way to going fully vegan!

My political compass.
everyone’s out having fun and then there’s me sitting here in my pyjamas

houndgrl:

if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

"i am more likely to remember your companion animal’s name than yours" a true story by tumblr user aelx

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds)

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

me waiting for my new 3ds games to download

fin-nick-o-dair:

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

(Source: emobaria)