life and love

everyone’s out having fun and then there’s me sitting here in my pyjamas

houndgrl:

if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

"i am more likely to remember your companion animal’s name than yours" a true story by tumblr user aelx

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: marlborodiamonds)

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

me waiting for my new 3ds games to download

fin-nick-o-dair:

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

(Source: emobaria)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

when people don’t get my brilliant jokes
LOOK WHAT I GOT GUYS THATS RIGHT A DEER CUSHION AW YISSSS

eddiebrucepaul:

All I want to do on a day to day basis is spread love and positivity. I don’t believe anybody is a lost cause, lost maybe, but not a lost cause.

shibasquad:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

(Source: fruitpacks)