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The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
I was served by a guy in town today and he said he liked my “meat is violence” patch on my bag and that he was on his way to going fully vegan!
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
"i am more likely to remember your companion animal’s name than yours" a true story by tumblr user aelx
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
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